Febrero 2012
73 publicaciones nuevas
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“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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punkest:
DUDE DON’T TALK ABOUT TUMBLR OUTSIDE TUMBLR!!!!!!!!1! JUST BECAUSE IT’S THE 10th MOST USED SOCIAL NETWORK (INTERNATIONAL RANKING) AND IT HAS REACHED 10 BILlION POSTS LAST YEAR IT DOESN’T MEAN IT’S NOT SECRET!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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“Patrick doesnt do gross things. His body is made up of kittens, saturdays, 70...”
– Pete Wentz (via liveinchicago)
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iwritesinsnotfanfiction:
where is your band tonight i bet they are on hiatus
swallowbitchpeoplearestarving:
well maybe the guide’s wrong
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africans:
according to 15 year old female tumblr users
everyone else in the whole world: omg shoes, men with muscles, jersey shore, fashion, dieting, skinny models, drinking with friends, mtv, facebook
tumblr user: im the only person in the entire world who likes tattoos, pizza, dr who, all time low, thinks about sex and misses the 90s only me no one else im so unique just me im special only...
Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
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Your dash must suck if you don't follow the person...
bastardfromabasket:
i hate it when i forget to turn off my caps lock when i google something and now my google searches all look like i’m really passionate about finding out how late taco bell is open
please stop
School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
whereismyoscar:
If I was Leo I would just show up at the Kodak Theatre and photobomb all the nominees during their interviews.
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
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Does OTP stand for “Oh, The Pain”?
teacher: remember not to talk to strangers online
friend: who even does that?
me:
friend:
me: not me
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justjasper:
“you’re my soul mate” i whisper as i look at the blog of someone who lives thousands of miles away and who i’ve only ever talked to on the internet
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
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Future child: What did you do when you were my age?
Me: ....
Don't say talked to strangers on the internet
Don't say obsessed about gay fictional characters
Don't say fanfiction
Don't say sobbed over celebrities
Future child: Mommy?
Me: We searched for airports.
Me at 2 AM: HA sleeping, sleeping is for jerks, who even sleeps these days, I've got the internet!
Me at 7 AM: why did I do that WAIT NO I REGRET THAT DECISION, REWIND, WE HAVE OT GO BACK why did I stay up til 4 I WAS ONLY LOOKING AT VIDEOS OF CATS AND TALKING ABOUT CELEBRITIES whhhhhYYYYYYYYY I can't even feel my fucking face oh my god, I just sprained my ankle trying to turn off my alarm I'M DYING shower shower shower JESUS CHRIST IT'S COLD WITHOUT HOT WATER how did I spent 20 minutes in there what oh my god I missed the bus oh man I forgot my homework CURSE YOU ADORABLE PIANO PLAYING SCOTTISH FOLD I HATE MY LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me at 2 AM the next day: HA sleeping, sleeping is for jerks, who even sleeps these days, I've got the internet!
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why are you still following me
but i don’t want to go back to school
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betogetheragain:
Okay, it’s official; me and Carol are the same person.
It’s been scientifically proved.
*scientifically proven by the two of us
IT’S JUST 7 WEEKS AND IT’S JUST A FICTIONAL...
“Because if Harry Potter taught us anything, it’s that nobody deserves to live in...”
– Harry Potter Alliance on LBGT organizations (via despite-all-of-my-struggles)
I love this. <3
(via sherlockian-spy)
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Anónimo ha preguntado: soo I sent you a valentine's day e-card but it says you still didn't view it.. type in tumblrlinks[dót]cóm/?doutorquem69 then sign up as ''doutorquem69'' and view premium inbox
tell me more, tell me more
like does he have a blog
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akareninas:
guys if you have tumblr saviour and want to get rid of the annoying highlights, just put this in your blacklist:
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