Febrero 2012
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Future child: What did you do when you were my age?
Me: ....
Don't say talked to strangers on the internet
Don't say obsessed about gay fictional characters
Don't say fanfiction
Don't say sobbed over celebrities
Future child: Mommy?
Me: We searched for airports.
Me at 2 AM: HA sleeping, sleeping is for jerks, who even sleeps these days, I've got the internet!
Me at 7 AM: why did I do that WAIT NO I REGRET THAT DECISION, REWIND, WE HAVE OT GO BACK why did I stay up til 4 I WAS ONLY LOOKING AT VIDEOS OF CATS AND TALKING ABOUT CELEBRITIES whhhhhYYYYYYYYY I can't even feel my fucking face oh my god, I just sprained my ankle trying to turn off my alarm I'M DYING shower shower shower JESUS CHRIST IT'S COLD WITHOUT HOT WATER how did I spent 20 minutes in there what oh my god I missed the bus oh man I forgot my homework CURSE YOU ADORABLE PIANO PLAYING SCOTTISH FOLD I HATE MY LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me at 2 AM the next day: HA sleeping, sleeping is for jerks, who even sleeps these days, I've got the internet!
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why are you still following me
but i don’t want to go back to school
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betogetheragain:
Okay, it’s official; me and Carol are the same person.
It’s been scientifically proved.
*scientifically proven by the two of us
IT’S JUST 7 WEEKS AND IT’S JUST A FICTIONAL...
Because if Harry Potter taught us anything, it’s that nobody deserves to live in...
– Harry Potter Alliance on LBGT organizations (via despite-all-of-my-struggles)
I love this. <3
(via sherlockian-spy)
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Anónimo ha preguntado: soo I sent you a valentine's day e-card but it says you still didn't view it.. type in tumblrlinks[dót]cóm/?doutorquem69 then sign up as ''doutorquem69'' and view premium inbox
tell me more, tell me more
like does he have a blog
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akareninas:
guys if you have tumblr saviour and want to get rid of the annoying highlights, just put this in your blacklist:
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wardrobe person: Okay, I bought all of the Sherlock shirts today. They'll be perfect for Benedict.
Mark Gatiss: Shrink them.
Steven Moffat: And then take them in an inch.
Mark Gatiss: Or a few inches.
Steven Moffat: You know what? Just go buy new shirts.
Mark Gatiss: In size small.
Steven Moffat: From the children's section.
Okay, is there a script to stop it yet?
deanwinchesterinmybed:
right now its like tumblr is drunk and everybody on my dash is writing with a sharpie on his forehead
History Teacher: He had all these huge ships...
Me: Oh my god, so do I.
History Teacher:
Me: Oh... you meant like boats.
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hipsterhispanics:
sorry mom can’t go to school today
i have the ugly
grantgust:
i always wait for my laptop to get to 1% before i get my charger just so i can see if i can do it fast enough
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Benedict Cumberbatch and alternative careers...
If he started selling sleeping bags, he could be Benedict Slumberbatch
If he studied mathematics, he might be Benedict Numberbatch
If he wasn't quite singing, he'd be Benedict Humberbatch
If he went on Strictly, he'd be Benedict Rumba-batch
If he took up dancing aerobics, he'd be Benedict Zumba-batch
If he was messy with food, he'd be Benedict Crumberbatch
If he were a dentist, he'd be Benedict Gumberbatch
If he got a blog, he'd be Benedict Tumblr-batch
If he felled wood, he'd be Benedict Lumberbatch
If he played guitar, he'd be Benedict Strumberbatch
If he took up cooking, he'd be Benedict Cucumberbatch
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Despite being a song about a rat, it’s actually a sweet moment, especially...
– Billboard.com review of Michael (via dancingtush)
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iamaplushie:
The problem with Sherlock is that the fandom has way too much time between seasons to speculate.
Enero 2012
395 publicaciones nuevas
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